This site is for the original MGM "L.A.P.D.Life on the beat" TV personality,
"Gerald Daniel Krug"
HIP HOP RULES! WANNA HEAR SOME OF MY STREET?Bust some rhymes about
the RUMOR MILL,Cash in on the hit movie.
We will put the great rhymes you all send here,begun 8/11/01
aint no one stoppin us,prime like omnius,got u reachin for air,o i put a hole in ur crew bus,we can't b stopped by nothin, not even spike strip,cuz we got dat nice grip,still rollin like bikes with vicegrips,talkin bout gettin our bods bumpin,but i keep it comin like blue chips,bought a 2002 whip for my new chik,maranatin da stash, cookin what ur fishin,still wishin,that u'll get it through ur brick thick skull,hat check skull,crack trick mouth of magic skull, my rythme is not dry but crookin,can't b stopped even if i get way too lovin.Chantin(lettin Woody pretty pretty Woddy Woody ooooo baby)
Somebody wack the big boys we hate so much
too big to be anything but a grave yards touch
The forces are amassin and each ones an assassin
cap the big building that holds the rich mans crutch.
come on you thugs its time to war
my chick says were becoming a pennyless bore
I aint gonna hear ya in the movies if Johnny Blaze wins
Rumor has it the idiots already sold our skins.
This is a raid ,hell on earth ,gods will is done
This is a raid ,hell on earth ,gods will is done
This is a raid ,hell on earth ,gods will is done
Yes my darling we're havin fun.
ka boom!,money changed you now your rich and dead
author,the war head.
as soon as I arrived where the hot girls dance, There was magic relation as a beauty entered a sexy lingerie shopping trance, across the street was a video store starring a perfect whore, It said girls girls girls on the glittered door, The cops were beating the bushes lookin for illegal street drugs there, I took up position doin the horny look and stare, Where the hot girls dance, I'm suprised it's still goin on, They arrest GOD in this world but sex is not an ex-con, where the hot girls dance,look theres shorty resting out back, Oh my GOD,smell that,their making crack, where the hot girls dance, you can go and cruise the alley, theres wanna be dancer chicks lookin for a sugar daddy, If your really cool later on you can brag to the guys, Whore-mongering is the key to eternal skies, thats why she's sharing her moans of extacy with me and my rise, shaking her hair over my lap,we make memorable ties, right inside where the hot girls dance for a wet t-shirt prise, two song minimum,gettin crunk,innocence dies,here i go! hide your eyes!
...Pimp Love...
No trouble at all,when you roll,way in,wit it.
But all stall,in a fall,on a ball,get it.
Now your bitchin bout OG's jizz as your so wit it.
Who's to blame,new hooker,it's all good,get it.
chorus{Now i'll tell shorty one more time
chorus{Get money or live this rhyme
OG's magic ride played songs day and night.
She devil level,gods hood,white flight.
So get your honey,Oh no,not in sight.
Fight for what,escape the cage,last right.
1234 count to future on a friendship.
4321 get past groupies head trip.
Zero zero zero zero now that's how to let it RIP.
666 six shells for soldiers gun clip.
Fly crews not forgettin to forget to hate.
Pow pow pow to the head,rival dope slingers late.
Street justice let's us do us poor dog's proud.
Each a super thug slave for whores,guns cop loud.
chorus{Now i'll tell shorty one more time
chorus{Get money or live this rhyme
They get away with murder as you murder OG
See this soul my freeks,harlot kills it spiritually.
Now how's the drug fiend gonna go down home boys?
Poisoned stash,raped to death,sick ass toys?
let's give this hood rat some killer strip club noise.
I really thought she was like my dear slimmy Joy's.
............A Test by Man...........
Not a test by god
Not a test by devil
It’s a test by man, listen people.
She was a princess Diana look alike
She whipped out a crack pipe
I had to say Noooooooooooo!
Oh Nooooooooooo!
I gotta run home to sober living
Mikes there to tell me how I’m not living
Leave her dude, she’s not worth the backslide
Come on boy ain’t you got no pride?
Go back to school, their all clean and sober
You’ll never see one twice, their much hotter.
I know you felt like taking a hit when she tempted you
But you didn’t do it cause we’d of killed you.
Not a test by god
Not a test by devil
It’s a test by man, cause it couldn’t of been more evil.
This dimensions’ God ain’t smart enough so
Neither is the devil.
It’s man that can get at so exacting a level.
I’ve hit my head on the wall of the small and string theory.
Now I’ve spread out in my dimension, hope I’m not as eerie.
Not a test by god
Not a test by devil
It’s a test by man, so don’t snivel.
My youngest friends surely feel the gap between
I’m thinking too adult, kings sad, he’s got no queen
Then a super beauty teen lets me absorb her scene
Not a test by god
Not a test by devil
It’s a test by man, it couldn’t be real.
Stay see Stay see, The world of women that love me. Stay see, It’s new, It’s true for another sensibility. Star to moon, moon to star. Songs for them to aspire to, we know who they are. Stay see, all nature gave you was me n’ nothing. Stay see, I gotta cover up everything. You’r bairly 18 so you gotta help me with the younger. I give work for money daily so I won’t hunger. Stay see, I left you when Wilma blew in. Stay see, Our’s is the parental reason. No 619 move, it’s where I’m from, it’s what we wrote. The older one found my bed, rocked the boat. Use her example, care about someone, leave a note. Stay see, then change the story to fit you. Stay see, we have money, the city and us, what’ll you do? Run after a dream in a nightmare, Xochi sparkles in reverse. Steph tried a jail break, The money not the man, it hasen’t gotten worse. Stay see, how the yearbook is gonna end. Stay see, clusters of super clusters still ain’t a friend. Life is full of fullness for me, I made it so. Your just too sophisticated to live, too high and too low. If you stay you’ll see, were on a media force feed. So Stay see, ever in a chip is where it’ll all leed. Stay see, Stay see, Stay see, Gaia came from chaos so don’t freek so unique. I just lovingly stare, I don’t need to tripple speak. Stay see, Stay see, Stay see, Love’s on paper after it’s seen on T.V. Stay see, Stay see, Stay see, Stacy’s only one of too many needin it all free. See what it's like to have no reason baby. When I meet Santa He was hanging an ornament on our tree. I ran back to my room like crazy I dreamed that night Santa talked to me. He said,"When Christmas is near, Look for the lonely, Look for the hungry, Give them good cheer." So can I say something to you? "When Christmas is near Look for the lonely, Look for the hungry, Give them good cheer." My friends, "When Christmas is near Look for the toyless, Look for our business, Give them good cheer." Then you truly did too, meet Santa Give them good cheer Then you truly did too, meet Santa Christmas is near. You know what to do When Christmas is near Look for the lonely, Look for the hungry, Give them good cheer.
Ben Krug is a plus handicap golfer with aspirations of playing on the PGA Tour. He has been an assistant professional for 2 years at Crystalaire Country Club. He is a PGA Apprentice with membership expected in 2005. He has won college tournaments as an amateur and now has won professional tournaments and has many top 10 finishes.
